Are you looking for the perfect Harry Potter Instagram caption? We’ve got you covered with the best, most magical, and most clever Harry Potter quotes for your next Instagram post.

Whether you’re celebrating Harry Potter’s birthday, sharing a photo from a recent visit to Hogwarts, or just showing off your love for all things magic, these Harry Potter Instagram captions will be sure to make your followers spellbound.

For a fun and festive caption, try something like “Wizards always celebrate birthdays!” or “The Hogwarts gang is back together again!”

For a more serious caption, quote one of the greats like Albus Dumbledore (“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times“) or Severus Snape (“There is no good and evil, there is only power“).

No matter what kind of mood you’re in, we guarantee you’ll find the perfect Harry Potter caption for your next Instagram post right here. So without further ado, scroll down and start selecting your favorites!

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Harry Potter Instagram Captions

Pack your bags, we’re going to Hogwarts.
Have you received your acceptance letter already?
Stressed? How about a glass of butterbeer.
Am I sleazy like Ron Weasley?
What did the sorting hat say?
Thank god, I’m Gryffindor.
See you at platform three and a half quarters!
Hey, Harry, get out of the closet under the stairs.
Which pet should I get? An owl or a cat?
I’m always home at Hogwarts.
So glad I’m yellow and black.
“All you’ve got to do is walk straight at the wall between platforms 9 and 10. Best do it at a bit of a run if you’re nervous.” – Mrs. Weasley
I’m dying to go to Diagon Alley.
How about we get some butterbeer after this?
Wands, wands, flick your wands.
Careful, those candles in great hall might drip on your cloak.
Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff or Slytherin, you pick your poison, I mean house.
Hey, who stole my chocolate frogs?
“You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.” – Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
“All my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect the Nargles are behind it.” –Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.” – J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
I wish I could be as happy as Dobby receiving his sock to freedom.
If you can go back in time the same way as Hermione, where will you be?
My heart’s still bleeding for Hermione as she obliviates her parents’ memories.
There’s one thing I’m scared of and it’s you using your Avada Kedavra on me.
Currently recruiting for Dumbledore’s Army.
Never hated anyone in my lifetime as much as I hated Dolores Umbridge.
Don’t obliviate me in your memories.

Harry Potter Puns for Instagram Captions

Come slytherin with me.
Don’t be moody, Moony.
Let me give you a sock, Elf.
Hello Amora.
Why expecto patronum when there’s nothing to expect?
Practice expelliarmus but don’t get expelled.
Of curse, learning magical spells is hard.
Owl ask some questions while you write a letter.
Is Hedwig really as white as snow?
Don’t babber over butterbeer.
Stop that or else you’ll end up stupefying me.
Why did Draco went to sleep? Because he wants to Slytherin.
What did Rubeus do to look so Hagrid today?
Harry up or else you’ll be late for potions class.
How much portion of potion do you want me to pour?
What’s the snitch?
Care to share what’s the snitch about?
I’ll take you to Ollivander’s make sure to let the best wand choose you.
Dare to fight with me and I’ll put your name in the Goblet of Fire.
Make sure to sleep without water under the Umbridge.
I don’t care if you’re half-blood, you’re still my prince.
”Don’t let the muggles get you down.” — Ron Weasley

Funny Harry Potter Instagram Captions

What Harry Potter creature scares you the most? A Gringott goblin!
“I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.” – Unknown
“Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation!” –Unknown
“Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.” – Unknown
You swish and flick it with force!
“Harry — yer a wizard.” – Rubeus Hagrid
“What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?” – Arthur Weasley
Funny how Molly can’t differentiate Fred from George.
May the best wand win!
We don’t walk diagonally at Diagon Alley.
What’s poppin’, Potter?
Will I burn if I drink from the Goblet of Fire?
Go stand in the corner and listen to the cry of mandrakes.
Don’t anger me or else I’ll punch you the same way Hermione did to Malfoy.
Looking slick, Draco.
How to make sure you have great hairstyle? Go ask Draco Malfoy.
Can somebody give Bellatrix Lestrange a comb.
I shower three time a day and I’m still called a mud-blood.
Fire Whiskey, anyone?
I tried flushing myself in the toilet but I didn’t get somewhere else.
If you’re not good at imitating people, I can always give you a polyjuice potion.
Current status: Stuck with Fred and George Weasley.
Open for job application: act as a play thing to the Weasley twins.
Business Tip: make your brother pay more galleons than your customer.
If I had a vault full of galleons the same with Harry, I would buy a hundred bottles of butterbeer and substitute them for water.
Can we say that Harry is lowkey rich?
Is Avada Kedavra an expensive version of Abra Cadabra?
Never be afraid of fighting for what is right the same as what Dumbledore’s Army did.

Harry Potter Halloween Instagram Captions

“Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends.” – The Sorting Hat
Don’t let the basilisks bite you.
Be careful of fire blowing dragons.
How big of a wound will an acromantula leave?
Lemme dress you up like a Weasley.
I’m more afraid of Snape than any Harry Potter creatures combined.
Where’s the werewolves at?
Beware. Wormtail’s watching you.
When you hear a howl on halloween, for sure it’s moony.
Look who’s sniffin’ like a niffler.
Make sure to cover your ears when those mermaids start to sing.
Don’t go alone in the bathroom, Moaning Myrtle might murder you.
Watch your back ‘cause the slytherin snake might slither in.
“All my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect the Nargles are behind it.” –Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
It’s traumatizing to see a troll in the bathroom and you end up poking your wand to its nose.
Beware of the dark, someone might be hiding under an invisibility cloak and looking over you as you sleep.

Harry Potter Slytherin Instagram Captions

“Albus Severus…you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew.” – Harry Potter, ‘Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows’.
“The time has come for Slytherin House to decide upon its loyalties.” – Professor McGonagall, ‘Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows’.
“We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.” – Phineas Nigellus, ‘Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix’.
“Being able to talk to snakes was what Salazar Slytherin was famous for. That’s why the symbol of Slytherin house is a serpent.” – Hermione Granger, ‘Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets’.
“You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and Slytherin would help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that…” – Sorting Hat, ‘Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone’.
“The Dark Lord has, in the past, entrusted me with his most precious'”. – Bellatrix, ‘Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince’
“That is just as well, Potter…because you are neither special nor important.” – Severus Snape, ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’.
“Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.” – Voldemort, ‘Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince’.
“Perhaps, in Slytherin, You’ll make your real friends. These cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends.” – J.K. Rowling
“Slytherin! There’s a silence. A perfect, profound silence. One that sits low, twists a bit, and has damage within it.” – J.K. Rowling
Slytherin are cunning serpents you don’t wanna mess with.

Harry Potter Selfie

Say “Wingardium Leviosa.”
“Their daring nerve and chivalry set Gryffindors apart.” – The Sorting Hat
“Tut, tut – fame clearly isn’t everything.” – Severus Snape, ‘Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone’
Did you know I was a Master? Of Dark Arts.
Choose me and I’ll make sure to bring lumos to your life.
Mischief, managed!
One, two, three, password!
“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.” – Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs
Where are you? Oh wait, let me get my Marauder’s map.
Say, “Snape”!
Thanks for completing my childhood, Harry Potter!
If I knew I’d look as hot as Neville Longbottom, I could have acted dumb in freshman.

Harry Potter Quotes for Instagram

“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.” – Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs
“Why don’t we go and have a butterbeer in the Three Broomsticks?” – Hermione Granger
“In wise old Ravenclaw, if you’ve a ready mind… those of wit and learning will always find their kind.” – The Sorting Hat
“Here’s where you’ll get your quills and ink, and over there all your bits and bobs for doing your wizardry.” – Hagrid
When in doubt, watch Harry Potter.
“Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.” – Luna Lovegood
“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” – Albus Dumbledore
“Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.” – Hermione Granger
It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. – Albus Dumbledore
“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love.” – Albus Dumbledore
“It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.” –Albus Dumbledore
“You want fame, you have to be prepared for a long hard slog.” – Gilderoy Lockhart
“Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect.” – Luna Lovegood
“I am what I am, an’ I’m not ashamed. ‘Never be ashamed,’ my ol’ dad used ter say, ‘there’s some who’ll hold it against you, but they’re not worth botherin’ with.” –Rubeus Hagrid
“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” – Albus Dumbledore
“I think we’ve outgrown full-time education … Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you reckon?” – Fred Weasley
“Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving.” – Kingsley Shacklebolt
“For in dreams we enter a world that is entirely our own.” – Albus Dumbledore
“Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it.” – Albus Dumbledore
“Time will not slow down when something unpleasant lies ahead.” – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
“Parents shouldn’t leave their kids unless —unless they’ve got to.” – Harry Potter
“Killing is not so easy as the innocent believe.” – Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
“Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one who rises against them and strikes back!” – Albus Dumbledore
“There were near misses, many of them. We laughed about them afterwards. We were young, thoughtless — carried away with our own cleverness.” – Remus Lupin
“You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.” –Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Hogwarts Captions

“Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.” – J.K. Rowling
I’d always choose Hogwarts over Durmstrang and Beauxbatons
What schools feel more like a home other than Hogwarts?
I can’t wait for September 1 to come.
Hogwarts is full of secrets.
May you light your way the same the lanterns of Hogwarts lit the path for you.
Still waiting for my admission letter to Hogwarts!
Nothing is as magical as the feeling I get while looking at Hogwarts’ great hall.
“Hogwarts is threatened!” shouted Professor McGonagall. “Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!” – Professor McGonagall
“You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.” – Albus Dumbledore
“No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.” – J.K. Rowling

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