Are you looking for cool and catchy horror quotes for girls and boys? We’ve gathered the ultimate list of the best vampire captions for Halloween costumes.
A vampire is a creature from folklore that subsists by feeding on the vital essence of the living. In European folklore, vampires are undead creatures that often visit loved ones and cause mischief or deaths in the neighborhoods they inhabited while they were alive. Wikipedia
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List of Top Vampire Captions for Halloween Costumes
- Orange you glad I’m a vampire for Halloween this year?
- People say I look like a vampire. I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or not.
- Vampires are the best kissers and suckers because they know how to bite things.
- Going to sink my fangs into all these sweet treats.
- Just my blood type.
- Vampire doesn’t see his image. Even less in the holy water.
- I Must Be A Vampire, Because I Also Love Sleeping All Day.
- Fangs, but no fangs.
- Sorry, You Just Don’t Seem Like My Blood Type.
- Good thing trick-or-treating is at night or I totally would not have been able to go.
- Knock knock, it’s biting time.
- Waking up bite and early.
- Stop being so negative, your blood looks and smells so good and fine.
- Stop Being So Negative, Blood Is Fine.
- Excuse me while I am sharping my fangs for the candies I just going to eat.
- Hanging Upside Down On The Monkey Bars Has Adequately Prepared Me For The Bat Life.
- Sometimes, Love Bites.
- Fangs for the memories.
- A vampire may play with his food, but he never set it free and lets go.
- Just like a vampire, I also don’t like garlic.
Funny Vampire Captions for Instagram
- It Was Love At First Bite.
- Sometimes, love bites.
- Don’t go alone at night in these streets, probably some hungry vampires are waiting for you.
- No garlic allowed at this party.
- Hanging upside down on the monkey bars has adequately prepared me for the bat life.
- I’ve Got A Bat Idea.
- Merciful death. How you love your precious guilt.
- Why are you being so cryptic?
- If You’ve Got It, Haunt Itrose Pressey
- The vampire is an outsider. He’s the perfect metaphor for those things. He’s someone who looks human and sounds human but is not a human, so he’s always on the margins.
- The day is for humans to find their meal and eat it, night is for vampires to find their meal (blood) and suck it.
- I am going out just to bite and suck a drink of blood.
- If you need me I’ll be in my coffin.
- Waiting for the sun to go down.
- Vampires see blood like we see pasta, simply just can’t resist.
- Is Blood The ‘Snickers’ Of The Vampire World?
- Count me in.
- If there’s one thing real vampires seem to have in common, it is their reluctance to tell the world about who, and what, they are.
- I would go so far as to say that Halloween never ‘sucks’ for me.
- If only my metabolism moved as fast as a vampire…
Cute Vampire Instagram Captions
- Fangs you very much.
- I want to hurt you in a cute and romantic way.
- You can Count on me.
- Don’t underestimate the power of a single vampire . . . . . . He can eat your all things.
- Having an angelic face with a devilish mind is such a blessing and thank god, I am so blessed for that.
- This vampire is too cute to spook.
- Trust me, this bite will not hurt that much but it will give you some romantic mood shots.
- Count Me In.
- I’d like to give fangs to all my friends.
- Aren’t you Vlad to see me here?
- If only my metabolism runs fast as a vampire.
- Sleep all day, vamp all night.
- I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula.
- Having the most fangtastic Halloween with my vampires.
- Sorry, you just don’t seem like my Blood Type.
- All bats are off.
- Fang a bunch for being my friend.
- If there is one thing real vampires seem to have in common, it is their reluctance to tell the world about who and what they are.
- You’re So Vein.
- Good thing trick-or-treating is at night, or I totally wouldn’t have been able to go.
Vampire Picture Captions
- Bring a vampire around, people start discovering religion.
- Just so you know, life would really suck without you.
- Trick or treat yo’self!
- You know what you should be for Halloween? Mine.
- Vampires are so fucking seductive when they suck blood from their necks.
- human but is not a human, so he’s always on the margins.
- I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love. –Leona Lewis (Bleeding Love)
- Don’t go alone at night, maybe someone is watching you hanging upside down on a tree.
- Yeah okay! But first, let me get a little bit dramatic.
- Vampires are real. They’re usually not the cape-wearing, “mwah-hah-hah-ing” types, but rather people with ordinary jobs who just happen to consume blood.
- Vampires are real, they are usually not the cape-wearing type. But rather people with ordinary jobs who just happens to consume our blood.
- When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.
- Creeping it real with the vampires.
- You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
- Sorry, you just don’t seem like my blood type.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite
- I count stand it.
- Now this is a role I can sink my teeth into!
- Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
- Wanna Fang Out?
Vampire Couple Quotes for Instagram
- Vampires Know How To Creep It Real.
- I must be a vampire because I also love sleeping all day and waking all night.
- Having A Fang-Tastic Time On Halloween.
- I Had To Switch To De-Coffin-Ated Lattes.
- Roses are red and the vampires are going to bed.
- Boy Scouts and vampire slayers should always be prepared.
- Wearing more outfits that requires a cape.
- Swish swish, witch.
- I’ve got a bat idea.
- You want a love that consumes you, you want passion and adventure and even a little danger.
- I have got a bad idea.
- I think that blood is just like “Snickers” in a vampire’s world. That’s why they love to suck it so bad.
- You Say Vampire Like It’s A Bad Thing.
- You won’t find a vampire in Ford Fiesta.
- Witch better have my candy.
- Witch, please.
- Thanks For Always Creepin’ It Real.
- Bat-ween you and me, I love vampires.
- Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
- It was love at first bite.
Cool Vampire Quotes
- Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.
- Me Wearing Plastic Fangs: ‘Do Real Vampires Produce THIS Much Saliva?’
- There is twilight at the end of the tunnel.
- The blood is the life.
- Sun’s out, vampires in.
- It’s not the size of your fangs, it’s how you bite.
- Sorry, you just seem like my blood type.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
- If vampires really sleep during the day, sign me up.
- Listen to them, the children of the night, what music they play and enjoy.
- Having the most fangtastic Halloween with my devils.
- Doing this sweet thing called being a vampire.
- I Count Stand It.
- I could go for a drink.
- Vampires exist everywhere but in cities, no one notices.
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