Looking for some witchy humor? Our collection of witch jokes and puns will leave you spellbound with laughter. Perfect for Halloween parties or sharing with friends.
Whether you’re a witchcraft enthusiast or just love a good laugh, Halloween Witch Jokes offer a playful approach to the world of broomsticks and potions.
Dive into a collection that shows you how to laugh your way through the spookiest season.
Funny Halloween Witch Jokes
1. How do witches tell time? With a witch watch!
2. Why do witches wear name tags? So they can remember which witch is which!
3. What do you call a witch who plays baseball? A switch hitter!
4. How do you make a witch itch? Take away the “w”!
5. What did the witch’s cat say to her on Halloween? “You’re purr-fectly wicked!”
6. Why do witches always get invited to parties? They know how to cast a spell on the guests!
7. What do witches put on their hair? Scare-spray!
8. What do witches use to keep their hair tidy? A scarebrush!
9. Why did the witch go to the doctor? She was feeling a bit under the spell!
10. How do witches stay in shape? They exercise with broom-aerobics!
11. Why did the witch join the football team? She heard they needed a good broom-sweeper!
12. What do you get when you cross a witch and a boxer? A witch with a punch!
13. Why was the witch’s fortune-telling business booming? She had crystal ball-s!
14. How do you scare a witch? You give her some witchful thinking!
Funny Jokes About Halloween Witch
Get ready to cackle with laughter with our collection of witch jokes! Perfect for Halloween parties and trick-or-treat fun. Find the best witch puns and humor here.
15. Why did the witch wear a seatbelt? For protection in case of broomstick turbulence!
16. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
17. How do you know a witch is in a bad mood? She flies off the handle!
18. What do witches use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
19. What do you call a witch’s cat that likes to surf? A broom shredder!
20. Why did the witch go to the doctor? She had a spell of bad health!
21. How does a witch know what time it is? She looks at her witch-watch!
22. What do you get when you cross a witch and a dog? A broom-poo!
23. Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
24. How do witches stay safe while surfing the internet? They use spell-check!
25. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
26. How do you make a witch itch? Take away the “w”!
27. What did the witch say to her cat when she stood on its tail? “Bad luck, huh?”
28. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach but doesn’t swim? A sand-witch!
29. How do you break a witch’s spell? With a “witch be gone” spray!
30. How do witches tell the time? With witch-watches and time-flying spells!
31. What pants do witches wear? Hex-slacks!
32. Why don’t witches fight each other? They don’t want to give each other any hex-tra credit!
Halloween Witch Jokes One Liners
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33. What do you call two witches living together? Broommates!
34. Why did the witch go to school? To improve her spell-ing!
35. Why do witches always have smooth skin? They use hexfoliate!
36. What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!
37. How do witches keep their hair in place? With scare spray!
38. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
39. How do witches keep fit? They exercise with witch aerobics!
40. What did the witch say to the vampire at the Halloween party? “You suck!”
41. What happened to the witch who didn’t wear her seatbelt? She got a broomstick ticket!
42. What did the witch do when her broom broke? She witch-hiked!
43. How do witches stay organized? They keep everything in cauldron-logical order!
44. Why did the witch become a baseball player? She had a great broom-ball swing!
45. How do witches stay safe while surfing? They always wear broomies!
45. Why did the witch go to the party in her pajamas? She wanted to sleep like a log!
46. What did the witch say to the ghost who stole her candy? “You’ve got some nerve!”
47. Why don’t witches like to play hide-and-seek? Because they’re always up to their old tricks!
48. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
Halloween Witch Jokes For Adults
49. Why did the witch join the gym? She wanted to keep her broomstick figure.
50. What did the witch say to the vampire at the Halloween party? “Brew-tiful costume!”
51. Why do witches make great therapists? They have the best “hex” advice.
52. Why did the witch invite the ghost to join her coven? She heard he was a real “spirited” addition.
53. How did the witch get such flawless skin? She uses a spellbinding skincare routine.
54. What did the witch say to her broomstick when it broke down? “Sweep it off!”
55. Why do witches wear name tags? So they can spell their names correctly during spells.
56. How does a witch practice self-care? By brewing herbal teas and casting relaxation spells.
57. What do you call a witch who plays pranks? A hex-ellent trickster!
58. What do you get when you cross a witch with a politician? A spell-binding candidate.
59. Why are witches excellent secret keepers? They’re skilled at keeping their cauldrons the witch-est secret.
60. How does a witch make her favorite potion? By carefully eye-of-newting the ingredients.
61. What did the witch use to cure her cold? A broom-ic remedy!
62. Why did the witch bring her vacuum cleaner to the coven meeting? She wanted to avoid any “spell-dust.”
63. What do witches wear during hot weather? Hexy-canes!
64. What do witches use to style their hair? Scarespray!
65. What do you get when you cross a witch and an owl? Something whoo-dini!
66. Why did the witch become a meteorologist? She loved forecasting the wicked weather.
67. How do witches keep their skin glowing? They use a potion made from moonlight and stardust.
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