Are you looking for the perfect Las Vegas caption for your next Instagram post? Whether you’re visiting the city of sin for a bachelorette party or just want to capture the fun and excitement of the Strip, we’ve got you covered.
From clever and punny captions to quotes about gambling and partying, check out our list of the best Las Vegas captions for Instagram.
No matter what kind of Las Vegas experience you’re having, we guarantee there’s a caption on this list that will fit your photo perfectly. So what are you waiting for? Start scrolling and get ready to start racking up the likes!
Vegas Captions
- There is no better idea than Las Vegas.
- Do you know where bad girls go? Not to hell but to Las Vegas.
- What happens in Las Vegas should stay in Las Vegas.
- Las Vegas is one of the places that hold a lot of secrets.
- I am a different person when I am in Las Vegas.
- I apologize in advance for my demeanor in Vegas.
- Las Vegas state of mind.
- I used to pretend that my Peugeot driving to the gym in the rain in Dublin was a Ferrari on the Vegas strip. – Conor McGregor
- They say you can’t buy happiness, try and go to Las Vegas.
- “I have a ton of recollections from Las Vegas that I can’t discuss! ”
- B*tches, screw this; I’m going to Vegas! ”
- Vegas is the solution to any problem.
- Vegas is here, goodbye to reality!
- At night, Las Vegas resembles what you may picture heaven to look like.
- Welcome to Nevada’s Fabulous Las Vegas.
- Las Vegas is a city founded on aspirations, dreams, and a dash of the insane.
- Beautiful nights and Las Vegas lights.
- Las Vegas, viva.
Vegas Instagram Captions
- I say Vegas hair, don’t care.
- Gone for Vegas.
- I’ve been to Vegas. That’s where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place where you can bet $25, get it up to $500, and refuse to quit. – Louie Anderson
- Las Vegas is full of unforgettable memories.
- If you want to see the shiniest things on Earth, go to Las Vegas.
- Meet me in Vegas City.
- Once I arrived in Vegas I will never go back to where I came from again.
- It’s difficult to choose which of the things you vowed you’d never do again in Las Vegas you’re going to do first.
- “I don’t think anyone leaves Las Vegas rejuvenated, their skin shining, their bank accounts glowing. No one leaves Vegas, like, ‘I didn’t make one mistake. That felt great. Back to work.” – Iliza Shlesinger
- I’m aware of nowhere else but Las Vegas where real money talks. “Goodbye,” it says.
- Las Vegas: all the comforts of contemporary culture in an environment unsuitable for tomato cultivation.
- Nothing goes well in Las Vegas.
Vegas Quotes
- “Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy.” – Michael Mcdonald
- “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas.” – Chris Pine
- “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness, and sadness all at the same time.” – Artie Lange
- “In Vegas, it’s not pre-drinking, it’s brunch.”
- “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.” – Brin-Jonathan Butler
- “Everyone was going to lose their money at some point. You may as well do so half drunk and at the mercy of a pretty smile.” – Christopher Byford
- “Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.” – Steve Wynn
- “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says Goodbye.” – Frank Sinatra
- “The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas.” – Michelle Madow
- “Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven.” – Evan Esar
- “Las Vegas looks the way you would imagine heaven must look at night.” – Chuck Palahniuk
- “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.” – Don Rickles
- “Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night.” – Chuck Palahniuk
- “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.” – Walter Wykes
- “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…along with my dignity.”
- “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe.” – Linette Lopez
- “It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.” – Cinnamon Stomberger
- “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.” – Val Saintsbury
- “It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me.” – Celine Dion
- “Las Vegas looks the way you would imagine heaven must look at night.” – Chuck Palahniuk
- “Seriously, why tour the world when all you have to do is visit Las Vegas and see all the highlights in one location?”
- “Follow your heart, even if it takes you all the way to Las Vegas.”
Vegas Sayings
- “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.” – Frank Scoblete
- The Fabulous Las Vegas Nevada
- “In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.” – Steven Wright
- Las Vegas is a city that never stops.
- Las Vegas is awake 24/7.
- Lose your money, be half drunk, and have a pretty smile.
- Sparkling lights and drunk nights.
- Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society. – Noel Coward
- You are my desert rose.
- “Las Vegas is a very strange place. It’s a place of broken dreams.” – Concha Buik
- Las Vegas is a Disneyland for kids.
- Do not be greedy in Las Vegas.
- “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness, and sadness all at the same time.” – Artie Lange
- You will see how true the line “life is a game” is in Las Vegas.
- Las Vegas is built from hopes and dreams.
- “Las Vegas history, the real Las Vegas history, makes fops and fools of even the most sincere explorers. The city’s story is riddled with blind alleys, dead ends, crazy twists, and outright fabrication.” – John L. Smith
Las Vegas Captions
- Las Vegas represents what life is, a gamble.
- Say goodbye to reality, say hello to Las Vegas.
- Follow the call of the disco ball in Las Vegas.
- Meanwhile, in Vegas.
- The reason you should go to Las Vegas is that, for only the second time, the second time, ever, they have rebuilt Sodom and Gomorrah. It’s back!! And you have the opportunity to see it before it turns to salt. – Lewis Black
- My soulmates, sunsets, and shopping.
- Changing your luck is impossible, but you can always change the machine you are using.
- Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him. – Evan Esar
- I’m eager to feel guilty about what we do in Vegas!
- Bellagio and beauty.
- neon-colored reality and dreams.
- The use of my GPS led me to nirvana
- You will always remember your first day in Las Vegas.
- I’m glad to be in Nevada, Hoover Dam!
- This town is so small that a little bit goes a long way.
- We only have the present moment and a tiny bit of Las Vegas.
- I sincerely apologize for my behavior in Vegas.
- I’d better practice my poker face.
- I can’t keep it together; we’re going to Vegas, baby!
- Everyone requires a dash of Las Vegas in their lives.
- In Sin City
- I’m itching to go to Vegas.
- When you’re in Las Vegas, life is good.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and get a taste of it.
- Las Vegas is calling my name, and I must go.
- It’s time to put on your party pants.
Funny Vegas Captions
- “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says, GOODBYE.” – Frank Sinatra
- Alcohol you later.
- I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just in Las Vegas
- “Life is more fun with games.”
- “If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one.” –Unknown
- Making pour decisions in Vegas
- Time flies when you’re having rum
- It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails
- Texas Fold-em
- Sorry that’s not in my vodkabulary
- “It is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!” – James Hauenstein
- Las Vegas stole a pizza my heart.
- In Las Vegas, it’s hard to decide which of the things you swore you’d never do again you’re going to do first
Short Vegas Instagram Captions
- “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.” – Tom Waits
- The most gleaming mirage.
- “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas.” – Drew Carey
- “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.” – Frank Scoblete
- “Vegas is a celebration.” – Jose Andres
- “If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.” – Tony Curtis
- “Las Vegas is always in my mind.”
- “Las Vegas is a very strange place. It’s a place of broken dreams.” – Concha Buika
- “Here I get a break from my own thoughts.”
- “Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream.” – Hunter S. Thompson
- I’ve got the night on my side.
- The brightest spot on the planet.
- Keep your cool and go to Vegas.
- “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.” – Don Rickles
Vegas Captions From the Hangover
- “This isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace is it?”
- “Not at the table, Carlos!”
- “Oh, f*ck! I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger! How the f*ck did he get in there?”
- “Would You Please Put Some Pants On? I Feel Weird Having To Ask You Twice.”
- “Well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man…because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a retard.”
- “Oh, you know what? Next week’s no good…the Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it’s totally fine.”
- “It’s The Weekend, Budnick. I Don’t Know You. You Do Not Exist.”
- “Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It’s not gambling when you know you’re gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.”
Vegas Puns
- Texas Fold-em
- Vegas – say you’ll be wine
- The spouse always wins.
- I’m in no hurry to leave. Let’s Mandalay our departure for a day or two.
- Vegas is my therapy.
- I saw the neon sign and it opened up my eyes.
- Meanwhile, in Vegas…
- Come on baby light my Valley of Fire.
- Did somebody say Vegas?
- I’m on a Vegas diet.
- The magnificent Seven Magic Mountains.
- Happiness is a weekend in Vegas.
- Vegas hair, don’t care.
- The Skyfall’s the limit.
- Eiffel in love with Las Vegas